Autistic jokes
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
An autistic man walks into a bra.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
An autistic kid.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.