Autistic jokes
An autistic man walks into a bra.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
An autistic kid.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Imagine being autistic idiots.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"