Autistic jokes

An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.

The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."

I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"

I'm autistic.

When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!

What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.

When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism

Why do people think Mozart was autistic?

Because he was probably retarded.

When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

What do you call an Autistic kid?

A work of Daniel.