When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it’s a piñata: 🤪🏏
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
