Autistic jokes
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Imagine being autistic idiots.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV.
His daughter comes in and says, "Dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were born, a rose petal fell on your head." "Cool," Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said, "Dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied, "Oh! It's because when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Awesome," Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said, "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP, CINDER BLOCK!!!"
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.