It's weird being an autistic eugenicist. On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms:K a l m
When the autistic kid's sketchers light up: P A N I K
Astrophysics fact: If you count every stars on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
Bro imagining shooting a autistic school
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What is the part of school with all the autistic called? Downtown
When the school shooter starts doing fortnight dances and the autistic kid joins in
why did theautistic kid walk across a busy road?... He was chasing is mind and got hit my a car
Inmate 1: why u in prison then? Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, watta bout u? Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus Inmate 2:OMG YOU DEMON WERE THEY AUTISTIC? Inmate 1: no they were fortnite kids Inmate 2(who is Muslim): halelouia we have found the messiah
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun??SpecialForces
What i an autist..... Villads
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month. - LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up. DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺 DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
Vote for the better joke
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
Vote for the better joke
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up. DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
Vote for the better joke
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape and he looks at you like 😋
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it’s a piñata: 🤪🏏
When the school shooter drops his gun and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
