Autistic jokes
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: "Asperger's."
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
What do you call an autistic kid who just saw Transformers? Autistimus Prime.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.