Autistic jokes
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
What do you call an autistic kid in a school shooting?
Target practice.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
I hate autistic people.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.