I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
Autistic Jokes
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
An autistic man walks into a bra.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
