Autism jokes

Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

Which is more disabling, is it autism or Down syndrome?

"ADHD is brainless and autism is braindead."

What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.

The Twilight fanbase.

Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?

Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?

-You have to be alive to have autism.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

What do you call an autistic person? Names.

I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.

Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?

Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.

I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.

If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?

What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?

A toolbox.

What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?

Absolutely nothing.