Autism

Autism jokes

Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?

-You have to be alive to have autism.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?

Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.