Autism jokes

What do you call a person with an "a" in their autism?

My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."

Pacman

Oliver Savage.

Your mother.

What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.

The Harry Potter fanbase.

What do you call a gay friend?

Miguel Del Rosario Domingo.

pussi

What do you say to a magician with autism?

Are you "Autism-ic?"

Your mom gay.

My son.

Why do people think Mozart was autistic?

Because he was probably retarded.

Joke.

What do you call a midget with autism?

A weetard.

Fuck off!

What do you call an alligator with a vest?

An investigator.