Autism jokes
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Connor Davison
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
An autistic man walks into a bra.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.