Autism jokes
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Connor Davison
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
An autistic man walks into a bra.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!