Autism jokes
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
I’m autistic, and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people.
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What does a kid who has autism and reading have in common?
Absolutely nothing.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
Why is the older brother's kid brother that has autism always performing fellatio on his older brother?
Because he wants to find out how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Connor Davison
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)