Autism jokes
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
This stuff is messed up, you people.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
Damn, this computer stopped working. It's got autism.
I can't with these, LMAOO!
What's autism! My name is Dee Snutz!