Autism jokes
"Autism be like..."
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
This stuff is messed up, you people.
What do you call an orphan running home?
He couldn't find home.
I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.