Autism jokes
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why did you say hi?
Because you wanted to.
I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
An autistic kid.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Imagine.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Imagine being autistic idiots.
"Autism be like..."
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.