I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.
Autism Jokes
What do you call an autistic daughter?
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
An autistic kid.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Imagine.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Imagine being autistic idiots.
"Autism be like..."
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.
I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
This stuff is messed up, you people.
