Autism jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why did you say hi?
Because you wanted to.
I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
An autistic kid.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Imagine.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Imagine being autistic idiots.
"Autism be like..."
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
What's the difference between Autism and Gender?
Autism is on a spectrum.