Autism jokes
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
An autistic man walks into a bra.
What did the mongol say to his dog?
Down syndrome!
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Hi, I'm Coby Bayley.
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why did you say hi?
Because you wanted to.
I'm such a perfectionist that I can't even fail an autism test.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
An autistic kid.
What do you call a kid in a hot tub?
Vegetable soup.