Autism

Autism jokes

What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?

The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.

Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."

There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.

They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.

I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.

I thought that kid was walking cool when I had my ears shut. It turns out he was moaning.