Attribute jokes
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
You're just big and good.
You are short.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
You're tiny!
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
I'M SHORTTT!
Your face and your life.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
Your mum's got big tits.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!