You're just big and good.
You are short.
Joe Mama has a chode.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your face.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
You're tiny!
I'M SHORTTT!
Your face and your life.
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
Your mum's got big tits.
