Attribute jokes
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
You're tiny!
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
I put the fun in dysfunctional.
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
You are short.
Yo forehead so big you look like Aeri.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
Hairline.
Josh is chubby.
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."