Attribute jokes
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
I put the fun in dysfunctional.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.