What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.
Big, ugly, and very weird.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Beautiful people should read this quote: "God gave you beauty but not brains."
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
You're just big and good.
