Attribute jokes
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
Josh is chubby.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
You're so ugly!
Hairline.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
You are short.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."