Attribute jokes
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
I have two heads, four eyes, and six ears, what am I?
Ugly.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought he was your long lost sibling.
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
"How would you describe yourself in three words?"
"Lazy!"
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
I'M SHORTTT!
Why are you gay?
Because you are.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Joe Mama has a chode.
You're so ugly!
Your hairline is so big, it looks like the TITANIC.