Attribute jokes
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
What's long, brown, and sticky?
A stick.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
If God didn’t mean for us to have sex with 11-year-old girls, why did he make them so sexy and so much physically weaker?
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
You're so ugly!
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
I put the fun in dysfunctional.
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Yo mama's so skinny that when she walks outside, she floats to Heaven.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.