Attribute jokes
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Josh is chubby.
You're so ugly!
Hairline.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Why am I dumb?
Because Iām dumb.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
You're just big and good.