Attribute jokes
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
Josh is chubby.
You're so ugly!
Hairline.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Why am I dumb?
Because I’m dumb.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Joe Mama has a chode.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!