Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
You're just big and good.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
Your butt looks so big, it's bigger than Sam Hill.
Why can't blondes make ice?
They forgot the recipe.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, "The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis." 🥰
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.
I'M SHORTTT!
Your hairline is Vegeta’s upside down!
You have thin feet that people think you were a duck.
Your mum's got big tits.
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
What do Rapboat and Caseoh have in common?
They're both chubby.
