Attribute jokes
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Josh is chubby.
You're so ugly!
Hairline.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Why am I dumb?
Because Iām dumb.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."