You're pretty, pretty dumb, pretty toxic, pretty lame.
Attribute Jokes
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Josh is chubby.
You're so ugly!
Hairline.
Biggest balls?
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Why am I dumb?
Because Iām dumb.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
Your hairline is so bad that you have a humongous forehead.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Your hairline is so long that your mother could not brush your hair.
Yo hairline so far, that if you put tables on it, it would NEVER end.
