What do you call a ride that drops 180 degrees?
Cold as hell
Your probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told me friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him "The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
Guy 2 whispering : oh i got tired of acting gay
Guy 1: i heard you, why are you acting gay ?
Guy 2: to attract gays and then give them an advice
Guy 1: so what's your advice to me ?
Guy 2: that i just know you're gay
LoL xD
My mom is a chemistry teacher. Mom: you can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted to you back Me: tell that to my FU*KING CRUSH B*TCH
Is it just me or are magnets really attractive?
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It’s a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
I like my women how I like my cigarettes. Smokin’ hot, and with a little saliva on the butt.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too
I was always to I’m to small to ride but every girl I’ve been with rated me a 9.5
One time, I bought a magnet, my wife asked why I bought it. I said I couldn't help myself, I felt attracted to it.
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When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend he said " it's simple , she pushes all the right buttons "
What objects have the most gravitational force. A lambo and a gold digger
What do women put on their ears to look more attractive? -- Their knees.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
