Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
Roses are red, violets are blue. You belong in a zoo, but don't worry, I'll be there too. Just not in a cage, I'll be laughing at you.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
