Ate jokes
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Yo mama so stupid, she ate the Apple phone you gave her.
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why is every number scared of 7?
Because 7 "ate" 9.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?