🚘 what is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon
What does NASA stand for?
NEED ANOTHER SEVEN ASTONAUTS!
What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense)
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong Started cuming in space.
The Milky Way
Your forehead is big the moon landing was there
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
What is an astronauts fav button? A space bar
What is Stephen Hawkings favorite place in fortnite the reboot van
Talking about planets with my nephew. He asked if you could Plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
WHY IS THE MOON RED TODAY?The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Well if stephen hawking likes black holes so much why did he call security when i put my hole on his face
What dose NASA Stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
Why is pluto a dwarf planet
Because it looks like a g- nome
Youre forehead so big NASA thought it was Mars.
So on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky. Dad: aren't the stars just wonderful? I'm not sure, from my angle all I see is clouds. Dad: Well come over hear and take a look. Boy: Damm, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!!! Dad: Well then I guess I will have too make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said... NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
HA URANUS FACE Not in a racist way tho
How do stars die? Usually a overdose on an airport.
If Sakura’s head looks like earth then her hairline has to look like the Milky Way.
the steven hawkings space telescope will be launched next year, apparently it will have four wheels and run off windows 7
