What kind of candy do astronauts eat in space? Mars bars
Did You Know? : The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong Started cuming in space.
The Milky Way
Your forehead is big the moon landing was there
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
What is an astronauts fav button? A space bar
What was the first animal in space?
The cow that jumped over the moon!
Talking about planets with my nephew. He asked if you could Plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
What is Stephen Hawkings favorite place in fortnite the reboot van
What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?
Uranus!
(Say this out loud and it will make more sense)
WHY IS THE MOON RED TODAY?The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"
Well if stephen hawking likes black holes so much why did he call security when i put my hole on his face
What dose NASA Stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
Youre forehead so big NASA thought it was Mars.
Why is pluto a dwarf planet
Because it looks like a g- nome
HA URANUS FACE Not in a racist way tho
How do stars die? Usually a overdose on an airport.
Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?
To see his FUTURE in the STARS
the steven hawkings space telescope will be launched next year, apparently it will have four wheels and run off windows 7
