Astronomy jokes
Why is Uranus like paper? Because you do see the other side.
What did Jupiter say to Uranus? Hey, I can see your Uranus from here!
Use the roast I put of flat earth.
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
More like your anus.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space.
For being a big company, NASA is openly saying they want pictures of Uranus.
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
NASA called me and they said they reached your hairline.
What's NASA's grossest mission?
Probing Uranus.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
My favorite planet is Saturn because it is tight next to Uranus.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Your hairline is so big, it counts as its own planet.
What did Mars say to Saturn?
"Give me one of your rings!" 😄
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Why did the cow want to be an astronaut?
Because it wanted to see the Milky Way!
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.