a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline
What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it
Why is Saturn richer than other planets? It has a ring!
*trigger alert* why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel because there were too many black holes.
I cant wait to see Uranus😂
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?" Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell? - He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _NASA's response:_ National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _Arinator's response:_ National Ariana and Space Ariana.
What is an astronauts favourite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE
what did the sun say to the earth am i hot
uranus is a gas giant
Why does saturn have a ring?
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
Why is it so hard to make a party on earth? Because you need to Planet.
Uranus is a gassy planet
Teacher: what’s the closest planet. Kids yell: sun. Except for one. Other kid: Uranus. Teacher: Uranus? Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
What did the neutrino say to the planet? -- "Just passing through."
🚘 what is as old as the earth 🌎 and new every month? The moon
What does NASA stand for?
NEED ANOTHER SEVEN ASTONAUTS!
