Astronomy

Astronomy Jokes

Earth

Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."

Space

Why can't you tell anyone about space?

Because it's too out of this world!

Black Hole

Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.

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  • Sun

    Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?

    Because the clouds kept throwing shade.

    Sun

    Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?

    Her: Awww... Yes!!!

    Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.

    Sun

    Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"

    Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.

    Sun

    Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?

    A: It rises every morning.

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  • Space

    Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.