Astronomy jokes
Hey, I never knew we had a planet in our body!
Uranus is sideways and leaking methane.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Uranus has a lot of poop. Yeah. That is my joke.
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
Why did the sun go to college?
Because it already have a million degrees!
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Why didn’t the moon eat dinner?
Because it was full! 🌕
Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?"
Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
What did Pluto say to Saturn while barbecuing steaks?
"Mine is meatier than yours."
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
Sorry for posting this!
What do you call it when Neil Armstrong started cuming in space?
The Milky Way.