What did the bones on the moon tell the astronaut?
The cow never made it
Nasa called me and they said they reached you hailine
a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline
Why is Saturn richer than other planets? It has a ring!
*trigger alert* why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel because there were too many black holes.
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
I cant wait to see Uranus😂
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
Kid to daddy: "Why do they call it Uranus?" Daddy to kid: "Cause, son, it's Uranus."
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell? - He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _NASA's response:_ National Aeronautics and Space Administration.
_Everyone:_ What does NASA mean ? _Arinator's response:_ National Ariana and Space Ariana.
What is an astronauts favourite letter on a keyboard?
SPACE
what did the sun say to the earth am i hot
uranus is a gas giant
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
Why does saturn have a ring?
Because god liked it so he put a ring on it.
Why is it so hard to make a party on earth? Because you need to Planet.
Uranus is a gassy planet
Teacher: what’s the closest planet. Kids yell: sun. Except for one. Other kid: Uranus. Teacher: Uranus? Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
What did the neutrino say to the planet? -- "Just passing through."
