Astronomy jokes
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
yes
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
I wonder if the sun is going to rise every morning. Then it dawns on me.