Astronomy jokes
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
Your hairline is so far away that even the Hubble Telescope can't see it.
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shade.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
What do planets use to download music?
Nep-tunes.
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Imagine Africans during a solar eclipse...
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!