how dose nasa orgenise a party
they planet
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Why is the moon always hungry? It is almost never full.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship? A parking meteor
Uranus is larger than Neptune but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke also Neptune don't kill me)
Why isnโt the Moon Emo anymore
Turns out it was just a phase.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Im no astronomer but Iโm pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun... not you.
the first ever picture of a black hole got released. it sucks,
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
Why are astronauts forgetful? They're always spacing out.
What does NASA stand for?
Not A Space Agency
Where did Milky Way get it's degree? -- At the university.
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
THE MILKY WAY!1!!1!!!11!!!111!!!111!!!11!!1111!1111!1!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
- SpaceX
A : Whats the similarity between your girlfriend and the Sun?
B : They're both hot?
A : They're both massive.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some SPACE...".
Are u getting the funnys
Uranus is huge
What do you call a planet that poops-- Uranus
The winds of Uranus go on and off so you could say the wind is broken.
