Astronomy jokes
Yo mama so fat that when she was on the moon, she had it sent right into the abyss of outer space.
Uranus spins on its side.
Talking about planets with my nephew.
He asked if you could plow thru Uranus because it's all gas.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
Yo mama is so fat.
When the 🌞 retired, she was eligible to take its place.
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
How do planets have a baby?
They have spasex.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
Uranus? More like urine is gassy! (Uranus is urine, by the way.)
I love you all the way to Uranus! 🤣
Henry jas Mercury in Uranus.
Why did Mars turn permanently red? Because it saw Uranus.
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!