Ass jokes
Your mom's ass is so petite and big, I'd pound that till the Earth shakes.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that always comes out of your mouth?
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
God needed an extra two hands to make your fat ass of a mother.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common.
My sister's tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny.
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
His gay ass dad.
How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.”
I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
What do you call a Gary Dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
Jordan, you stupid ass! Addison never bothered you so leave her the FUCK alone! How about this? Get up, go outside, stop being a jackass, and get a fucking life!
Why does new pavement smell like butt?
In other words you can also call it asphalt.
Ass-phalt.
"Stupid ass baby."