I have a fat ass
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What did the pencil say to the piece of paper? You FLAT
What did the spoon say to the pancake batter? You THICK
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Hi guys the prankster is backster!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sisters tooth past bottle!
Okay so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tastying is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there so I got some mints and putted it there! Then next thing you new was! My sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzes buttock!
How do you make a dishwasher work again? Smack her ass and say "get back to work!"
“If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag.”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
My sister and a basketball got certain things in common. My sister tits and ass are bouncy like a basketball.
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harass say it out loud but slowly split that word in to and it sounds like her ass
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What do you call a rabbit with a big ass?
A BUNny
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A mega-sore-ass
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It is a known fact that you cannot say “harassment” without “her ass.” I guess you could say, “harassment something.”
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Why does new pavement smell like butt?
I other words you can also call it asphalt. Ass-phalt
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