Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the skittles were but she answer everything was black and white
I asked this disabled kid what his favorite TV show is. He looked at me blankly and said "My favorite TV show is Vegetales"
I saw two guys wearing matching clothing and I asked if they were gay. They quickly arrested me.
so i was walking around the outside of the buliding and i saw a kid and asked “where’s your parents” I love working at the orphanage
I Didnt ask:❌️
Im sorry but it doesnt seem that anyone meeded this information and there doesnt seem to be any chance anyone will need this imformation in the future: ✔️
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help. Later that week I ran into them on the dance floor, one of them asked me if I wanted to dance I told her no, the other asked me if I knew what was cracking, I calmly said the floor.
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
"A snake walks into a bar and the bartender asks, 'How?'"
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
I asked a kid why so blue didn't relies his parents were chocking him out
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today So I asked her, "when's it due?" She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant you rude prick!" I said, "I meant the bus you fat cunt"
My son caught me masturbating he asked me "what are you doing?" and I said "don't worry son you'll be doing it soon" he asks "why is that?" and I said "my arm's getting tired".
Yo mama so dumb she asked how much a free sample was.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone ask?
Because they want to feel wanted.
A panda walks into a restaurant orders some food and eats it. Once he was done he shoots the waiter then leaves. Police and detectives arrive at the scene, they ask the waiter "who did this to you? what happened?" The waiter replies "A panda, eats shoots and leaves"
i saw a kid crying and i asked him where his parents are. i love my job at the orphanage
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
In a deep village in Germany old man asked his granddaughter "what are you doing?". His granddaughter replies "removing polish with chemicals". Grandpa said when I was younI did the same.
