Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
How do you know if an asain has been in your house?
Your dog's gone Your finances are done And your floaties
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
all asians look the same
2 Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier, they put in their names her name was he gay and his name was shi A ho
An American and an Asian walk into a bar. What are your names the bartender asks. The American says William Matthews. The Asian says Same Ting
how many cats are in the human body none unless your Asian
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
How do Asian people name their children?
they throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? msg it to @chelsearosegraham
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
When I hired a asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:
Mr. Wong- I see he so I climb up tree, he knock on door and she let in he, she talks to he, he talks to she, he undress she, she undress he, she play with he, he play with she, I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see..... No fee.
What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian? Poke me mon.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually
Asian without As is just sin.
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There's four people on a roof a Mexican, Asian, black guy, and a white guy. The Mexican walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, the Asian also walks over to the ledge and says "this is for my people" and jumps off, then the black guy walks over to the edge and says "this is for my people" and pushes the white guy off.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
“What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?”
“A broken nose..”
how do asians name there kids?
they throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
