Why can’t Asians play baseball? Because they can’t see that ball

Fletcher is not a lesbian. He is also not an Asian. He is also definately not an accident.

Why was the asian late to class

His 1 minute rice took 2 minutes to cook

What did the Asian say to the Asian?


how do Asians name their babies? They throw pots and pans around ‘Ching, Chang, Clang’

What do you call a Asian that steals cars - Tommy toke a motor

why cant two asians make a white baby? Because two wongs dont make a white.

Subscribe to Cboystv or I will eat you like Asians do to pets.

what do you call asian kid that is bad at math. an orphan

Q: What time does an Asian go to the dentist? A: 2:30

Asian man goes to the eye doctor. Doctor says, “It looks like you have a cataract.” Asian guy says, “No Doc, I drive a Rincoln.”

Q: how do you know when an asian broke into your house?

A: you can´t find your dog.

three guys walk into a bar. one asian one american, one black a girl walks in and says if all three of you D____ sizes dont add up to 12 inches i will shoot you first comes the american with 3 inches, then the black man with 8, it totals out to 11 and they look at the asian and say "oh no" he comes to 1 inch to top off the twelve she walks away and says ok, the asian says, your lucky she was hot so i had a boner

The happier they get the less they see

once you go Asian you can solve the equation

How do you know if an Asian has broke into your house? Your dog is gone. ;)

A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.

Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house? A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.

all asians look the same

2 Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier, they put in their names her name was he gay and his name was shi A ho