After I am dead during my funeral service I want some one to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club " Church of the Poison Mind"
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What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What’s the most artistic fruit
Vincent mango
What is David Bowie known for when making music, he gets his beats from his kids
Did you hear about the dead artist
Too many strokes
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" Asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts... I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
What do indian hip hop artists eat. rice rice baby
There was murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore? He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What was David Bowie’s last hit? Probably heroin.
Why did Bob Ross die
Because the paint brush stabbed him
How does an artist fill in a cv? He draws on experience
Two artists had an art contest. -- It ended in a draw.
