Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to DRAW a crowd
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the RAP
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's COOLIO
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A SNIFF BEAT
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist? The word art
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his RAP SHEET
Why did the hip-hop artist always carry a pencil?
For those FREESTYLE DRAFTS
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
