Artist jokes
How does a rapper fix stuff?
With a RAP-AIR!
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why did the rapper sit on the stool?
Because he had too much FLOW to stand still!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What do you call it when a rapper has a cold?
A sniff beat.
What do you call a sad rapper?
A SOB-HOP ARTIST.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of GHOSTS?
MC Shiver.
What do you call a rapper who's always sleepy?
NAP-TAIN
Why did the rapper bring a vacuum to the concert?
So the haters could SUCK on him!
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
Why did the rapper take the bus to the studio?
Because their car ran out of RHYME.
What is the difference between Bill Cosby and a rap artist?
The word "art."
What's a rapper's favorite type of clothing?
RAP-TORS.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To improve his rap sheet!