Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
What's the artist imagine something?
Imagine Dragons!
Imagine draggin' these nuts across your face!
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
Want to know what Juice WRLD would do if he were alive today?
Frantically scratch on the inside of his coffin.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?
They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
Please go subscribe to Kane Brown, people; he has good songs. Please go subscribe to him, please.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
September 2020: Three makeup tutorialists, James Charles, Jeffree Star, and Tati Westbrook have gone through smoke after the controversy surrounding the three of them. Honestly, Tati and Jeffree are trash. I just don't find their content interesting, and I don't watch James Charles, but I also dislike his content.
Okay here's your funny joke!
Who is the best makeup artist?
Just because Jeffree has "Star" at the end doesn't mean he is best.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
Being bullied by an artist? Want them to leave you alone?
www.VincentVanGoghAway.com
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
Did you hear about the dead artist?
Too many strokes.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called "Lenin in Poland." When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests.
The painting depicts Lenin's wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky.
"But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin?" asks one of the guests.
"Lenin is in Poland," replies the painter.
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
