Artist jokes
Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the jokers.
What do you call a rapper who's also a PILOT?
Fly Guy
What do you call a rapper who can't swim?
A FLOATER!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
What's a rapper's favorite kind of pet?
A boomboxer.
Why was the rapper always happy?
Because he lived life on the rhyme side!
Why was the rapper always calm during performances?
Because he had a rap-titude for chillin'!
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case he had to drop some BOMBS.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the studio?
To drop some LEAD.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
A LYRICAL ILLUSIONIST
How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Why did the rapper bring a fishing rod to the studio?
To reel in some KILLER HOOKS.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the concert?
To NAVIGATE his way through the CROWD.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his flex rhymes!