Artist jokes
What do you call a sad, depressed artist? Anything but "Cows of Woe".
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts...
I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore?
He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Why did Bob Ross die?
Because the paint brush stabbed him.
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.