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What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army
A: Rainbow six seege
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
Jim: My grandpa fought in the army during world war two. He was an officer. Me: Cool, what rank of officer? Jim: SS. Me: ...
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!" Soldier: "Let's clear the field!" Officer: "Ok!" *silence*
*explosion*
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble? He got caught playing with his Privates!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces
Did you know my grandpa was in WW2, he killed Hitler
Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.
The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner. The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight’s armor.
The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.
The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.
And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
What did the Army Solider say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand
Why did hitler lose the war ?
Because göring ate every last airplanes , tanks , artilleries , ships and ammunitions
Going in a military The last thing I heard from them is:"Goodbye"
Where did the king hide his armies? In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
where does caesar keep his armies up his sleavies
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
Don't make Iran jokes my mom died by an rocket lancer, She was the best Sharpe shorter in the Iran army.
