Arithmetic

Arithmetic Jokes

Negative

What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.

Pedophile

Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.

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  • Number

    4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

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  • Shepherd

    Why do shepherds never learn to count?

    Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.