Arithmetic jokes

How many times does 43 go into 8?

Get in the van and find out.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.

Why was 6 scared of 7?

Answer: Because 7 8 9.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate nine.

Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6, 7, 8.

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2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.

Why was three afraid of two? Because he killed everyone!

What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.

Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.

Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.

4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.

Why do shepherds never learn to count?

Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.