Arithmetic

Arithmetic Jokes

Number

Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.

Gun

What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.

Cow

You have to tell this to a friend:

There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10

Girl

Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?

Because they can’t even.

9/11

If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.

Sex

Sex is like math.

You add a bed.

Subtract the clothes.

Divide the legs.

And pray you don’t multiply.

Number

So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.

Number

So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.

Number

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.

Girl

Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.