Arithmetic jokes
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Was 9 + 10?
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
10+10
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Sex is like math.
You add a bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And pray you don’t multiply.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.