Arithmetic jokes
What's 9 + 10?
21
What's 1 + 1?
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in between 6 and 9.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
2 times 4 equals 18?
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Why was 9 scared of 10? Because 11 was after.
If 6 is afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9, why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
What does 6 tell 7?
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Was 9 + 10?
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
10+10
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10