Arithmetic jokes
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9!!!
Why is 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
2+2=4-1=3 quick math.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered *sex* offender.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Answer: Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate nine.