Arithmetic jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
What's 9 divided by 11?
Well, I know it's less than two alright!
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
What’s 10 + 1? = Tyler.
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
What's the difference between 20 and 14?
9 to 10 years.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why is 8 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL
Why did 1 eat 2?
'Cause he was hungry.
Why is 6 scared of 7? 7 8 9.
Seven ate nine.
Why is the number 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Two times four is eight, now stop f***ing asking me!
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.