Arithmetic jokes
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
What's 2+2?
4.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
Why did 7 kill 11?
Because now 7 was even.
Number.
Why is 6 scared of 7?
2+2=7
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 ate 9!