Arithmetic jokes
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
Why was six afraid of seven?
Seven was a registered six offender.
Sex is like math.
You add a bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And pray you don’t multiply.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.