Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
What's 2+2?
4.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Why is 9 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9.
