Arithmetic jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9. So what was 10 scared of? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Why was 6 scared?
Because 7 8 9.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
What is 1 + 1?
They didn’t tell me. Their stomach is upset.
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
What's 2+2?
4.
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!