There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.
Why is a waiter good at math?..... Because it he knows his TABLES .🤣🤣
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
There was one girl. She met 5000 guys. She had sex with each of them seven times. She became... - flip screen (=).
Whats 9 divided by 11
Well i know its less than two alright
What's so bad about 9 divided by 11?
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
2 + 2 is 4, minus one, that's 3. Quick maths.
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
