Arithmetic jokes
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11!
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
Why was 10 scared?
Because he was in-between 9-11.
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in-between 9/11.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What's 68+1? 69. Nice!