2 times 4 equals 18?
I hope when you count, you lose the number you were on.
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
Why was 10 afraid?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Sex is like math.
You add a bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And pray you don’t multiply.
So we all know why 6 was afraid of 7, because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? It was in between 9/11.
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
What is one plus one?
It's TOO hard!
Where are the multi's? Where are they at? The placations?
I give you 31 because we will do the 69 later, thanks.
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
Why is 10 so sad? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
If 7 8 9, why was 10 scared?
Because he was between 9 11.
I tried to calculate 3/(my life), and I kept getting zero.
