Ares jokes
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
Tell who we are.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Roses are red, violets are blue, at the end of the day, you're gay.
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.
Me: Mine DON'T :(
Why is there a middle school?
Because the kids that go there are middle class families.
Why are you sad? Because you are in Morocco, ha ha.
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?