Ares jokes
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
Why did the Titanic sink?
Because the people aboard are stupid.
Why are women in love with plastic because they had a plastic "galflalflflfalfl?"
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What day are twins born the most?
Toos-day.
"Mommy, mommy! Are we janitors?"
"Shut up and pass me the mop."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
What's the difference between parking a car and finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody finds out.
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Some people are such "treasures" that you just want to bury them.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Twin towers are like identical twins, and I threw a paper airplane.
Yo mama jokes are so old, like your mom.
Bruh, who likes Dhar Mann nowadays? That shit is ass AF. And it's just legit shit like only nerds that are fatherless would watch that shit.
Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.
For I have everyone's IP address.
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
My pits are hairy, but my I can carry.