Ares jokes

When are you from Iowa? You know!!! 🚗

Little Steven was scared to take a shower by himself, so he asked his mum to shower with him. She said ok just don’t look up. He looked up and said wow what are those. She said they are headlights. He looked under and stuck his finger in it and said oh what is that. She said that’s a Pu-pu-pu Bush!!

The next day Steven’s mom wasn’t home so he asked his Papa can I shower with you? He said ok just don’t look up. Well Steven looked up and said WTH IS THAT? His dad said it’s a Snake. That night he asked his parents if he can sleep with them. They said ok Just don’t look under the covers. He grew bored then looked under and Screamed mom turn on the headlights There’s a snake in the bush.

Ok, ok, who is trying to be my "long lost brother"? Because last time I checked, I didn't have any sisters or brothers, so stop trying to steal my fame from me and give up. A lot of other people already know you are fake, so get off this website OR JUST STOP!!!

You have to tell this to a friend:

There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10

You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.

What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?

Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”

Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.

If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

How do you call a cop?

Through the phone.

(My puns are bad)

Wow, all these jokes are humerus!

I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"

Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."

God creates dog.

God: "You are man's best friend."

Dog: "That's pretty sexist."

God: "No, man as in- You know what, FUCK IT! You can't speak!"

Dog: "....."

God: "And chocolate kills you!"

Dog: "🐶"

Why are natives called redskins? Idk, ask the pilgrims 😂

My jokes are pretty "bone-arifick," if I say so myself. Hehhehe... Get it?

How many Joe Biden jokes are there?

None, because they're all true.

Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Are you beef?

Because you're Carlos-Asada.

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I saw your mom beat you.