Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
I hate Likebeggers.They are just writing some stupid ,,Like if" shit just to get attention.I mean thats so lazy.So unorginal and stupid.
Anyways can this get 100 Likes please?
the more emos there are the less emos there are
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE
Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.
you can beat up orphans what are they gonna do, tell there parents
How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
What are the three worst words to hear while you are having sex?
Honey, I'm home!
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped
Why are cats bad storytellers? -- Because they only have one tale.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
My mom told me that drugs are my enemes..........But jesus said to love my enemies
Kfc proudly presents the kid fryer meal where our fillets are made out of kids.😎 1 like = more kids in our fryer
People are making end of the world jokes, like there's no tomorrow.
