Ares jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Are you my mommy?
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
I was being interviewed by Elon Musk. He asked, "Where are you from?" and I said Portugal. He replied, "So you are a fellow countryman of a Pen merchant whose freekick ball broke my rover on Mars. Get out!!" Tears ran down my face. Shame on you, Penaldo, for costing me my dream job!
America and UK are a joke.
You are so fat Bob the Builder said, "I can't fix it!" LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
When I found out that 10 billion bowls of soup are consumed each year in AMERICA, I thought to myself, "I thought soup was healthy. Apparently not!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
Just a pickup line.
"Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
You should bully orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
Hi guys, jokes for sister.
So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
Why are orphans always at school?
'Cause they can't be homeschooled.