Ares jokes
Just to an orphan.
Orphan: You're stupid.
You: You're so ugly, it's the reason your parents are dead.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...
Wife: I think these pants are getting too small for me!
Husband: Don't worry, maybe you are just bad at laundry.
Why are fish not sleeping? 'Cause the bed is wet.
There are days I feel really bad for my Wife. She has to feed me in the same place I take a dump.
She really hates it when I spit my food back out.
You guys are cow-medians!
So funny!
Games are fun.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Are there any girls here?”
The bartender says, “No, only women.”
The man then leaves.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Did you know that most women are left-handed?
That’s because the majority of them don’t know what to do with rights.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I took a poo, and it smelt like you.
What if Hitler did not say "bombs away," he said "lambs are slayed?"
Don’t you hate it when you are driving in a school zone and the speed bump starts screaming?
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”