Ares jokes
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Depression jokes are like food... not every people get it.
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
Jokes are not funny.
Why are apples and orphans the same?
They always get picked on.
This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"
The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."
The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."
Do the voice in your head.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Roses are red, My cat try to kill your next >:)
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
You are fat.
Roses are red... blood is too... I wonder how blood would look on you.
I'm holding an African themed party tomorrow. There is no food, and the drinks are 10 miles away!
Why are "Redneck" murder cases the HARDEST to solve?
Answer: Because ALL the DNA "Matches", and there are NO "Dental Records".
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I would smash you.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"