Ares jokes
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Are you adopted?
No.
I mean, who would want you?
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
I love punching orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their mum?
Orange you glad you are not a comedian?
There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.
Why did they only come home with 3 fish?
(Answer)
There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.
If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?
If you are a big fan of me, go to the movie and I kill the bad guys. If you don't, I will be mad and I will be sonic.exe lol.
What did the window say to the door?
"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"
Get it?
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?