Ares jokes
Where are crackheads from?
OHIGHo
Why are orphans not on this?
They don’t want to listen to the dumbos on here!
There are "nun" good jokes.
You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.
What song do orphans hate?
"We Are Family."
Bored? Beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I smacked an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Sup guys, how are you?
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
Why are orphans so bad at baseball? Because they can never find home.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
Where are the ping pong balls? Check the bathroom stalls.
Obi-Wan be like:
"To Darth Maul, lightsabers are blue, lightsabers are red. I cut you in half, why the fuck aren’t you dead?"
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄