Ares jokes
Are you interested in it?
More than two boot branches.
This is two heads.
Deaf. "Deep water." ""
- "78 years."
Are you interested again? ""
"If you go ... you are there."
"No. 85 is good."
What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Why are farts a nice break for emos?
They get to cut cheese.
Children are like pills.
The smaller they are, the easier they are to take.
how old are my girlfriends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjBTsoYph48 oh and there my little sisters
Did you know? The most Black Holes in the Universe are all found in Africa!
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
I hope there are no women on here because they just aren't that funny.
Weed: *gets hit by his own power*
Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?
Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Is that what you think? You have no clue, you fool!
Hey girl, are you a scientist?
Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
If LAUGHTER is the best medicine, BLESSEDBRIAN'S JOKES are the disease.