Ares jokes
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because the parents are in every episode.
Are there support groups for men?
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I thought someone else was ugly, but then I saw you.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
Don’t stop orphan jokes. They’re funny, and people are just mad that they don’t understand the jokes because they're too STUUUPID.
Your mom went to the ocean, and the whales said, "We are family," even though you are fatter than me.
Your balls are growing too big that they will pop like a balloon!
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
Roses are red, oranges are orange.
Get a life, quit watching porn.
Are you a rope? Cause I'm tryna put you around my neck 😏
Black people are living proof we evolved from monkeys.
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)