Ares jokes

So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"

Why can't he say that?

Answer: He works at an orphanage.

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were just texting.

All the jokes on this website are terrarible.

You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Iron Man: Where are you from?

Thor: Asgard.

Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?

Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.

If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?

Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.

If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.

Why are there gates on a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get inside. Lol

Life is beautiful, but you are ugly.

A boy walks into some woods with a phone, and his friend comes by and asks, "What are you doing?"

He pauses, then says, "Trying some bird calls!"

If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.

"Harry Hicks smells of home. Homo is an infection, and infections are made up of atoms."

Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.

Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.

Good day tomorrow, and what day are they still good today? Good time. Love day! A great night time and...

Living in Houston, Texas, and realizing that hurricanes are an annual threat, my ex-wife called me and asked what would be the safest route to get out of Houston to avoid a hurricane. My answer? Take the 610 loop, dear!

What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,

If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.