Ares jokes
Why do orphans hate Geometry?
Because it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
I know this is a very corny joke.
Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.
You're so tall that you are a measuring tape.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
I kicked a soccer ball into a kid in a wheelchair, so we are playing Rocket League.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."