Ares jokes
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The 9/11 victims. They went through 200 stories.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
Sonic says: If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.
Then I got fired from the orphanage.
So one day a boy was at his dad's work when another little boy ran in crying. Then the dad said, "Aw, little boy, are you lost? Where's your parents?" And the little boy at his dad's work said, "OMG! Dad, you can't say that!"
Why can't he say that?
Answer: He works at an orphanage.