Ares jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Your mom is fat and so are you.

Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.

Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.

Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

'Cause damn, you lookin' kinda Au Ti S Ti C.

Here are 4 different ways to do UwU.

1. UwU 2. OwO 3. OwU 4. UwO

Stolen dad jokes: "I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered."

Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?

Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.

"Our teen has decreed we are the 'Worst Parents Ever.' We will hold our coronation ceremony to accept this honor next Friday. Invitations to follow."

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

What are Africans composed of?

99% Coca-Cola.

Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!

Pete the panther was racing a cheetah but lost. The cheetah said, "You can’t beat me, I’m a cheetah." Pete said, "Yeah, you are a cheetah cheetah."

In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"

His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."

Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."

You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.

What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.

Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.

My mom asked, "Why are you so depressed? It could be worse. You could be Tracy Latimer."

I replied, "I wish I were Tracy Latimer because then someone would kill me."

Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.

I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!

POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz.

It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-