Ares jokes
Basketballs are bigger than end.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at Yahtzee?
Because they don't know what a full house is :(
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
Why are ninjas' farts so dangerous? Because they're silent and deadly.
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What did one skeleton say to another?
...nothing... they are dead... what did you expect?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Me and the boys are cool.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Why are mountains so smart?
'Cause they have a degree.
Jokes are like food.
Not everyone gets it.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
Bianca: Mr. Doeken, even though I completed my test, you still said it was "late." Why is that?
Mr. Dowon: Bianca, for the LAST TIME, MY LAST NAME IS DOWON!
Bianca (🤨): Are you sure?
Mr. Dowon (😒): What do you need, Bianca?
Bianca: It's Bianca!
Mr. Dowon: Are you sure?
Virgos are always virgins to age 17... Just saying.