Ares jokes

Why are orphans bad at basketball?

Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].

When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.

Twin Towers are on fire.

The terrorist has a streak of two.

All these jokes are all plane.

Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they don't know where home is.

Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.

Why are orphans so skinny?

They never learned how to home cook.

"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."

Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!

Name what guns are used for. {wrong answers only?}

New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.

Student: Stands up.

Teacher: Why did you stand up?

Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.

Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?

A: All the good guys are hung.

Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?

Kid: Sure.

Dad: Come on.

Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?

Dad: Go in.

This bitch won't message me anymore, what the fuck do I do? Why are bitches so sensitive?

Boyfriend: "Babe, are you traffic police?"

Girlfriend: "No."

Boyfriend: "Then why do you shout at me for not wearing a helmet?"

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 9.

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you are probably built upside down.

Are there support groups for men?

Sometimes I am happy, and there are times I envy my dog.