Ares jokes
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Q: Why are orphans so successful? A: Because when they were younger, they got told, "Go big or go home," and only had one option.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
Because no one misses them.
You are like a software update. Whenever I see you, I immediately think, "Not now."
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
They are delicious.
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you?
None, you are both dead on the inside. Lol.
You might think that tigers or lions are the best jumpers, but in my opinion, it's emos, because some of them are still in the air.
Why are orphans unable to work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it’s a family business.
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Why are orphans never in jail?
Because they're never wanted.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?