Ares jokes
April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.
Orphan: Where... Oh.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
Hi, how are you?
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
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Random: What are your hobbies?
Me: Bullying kids in WhatsApp groups 💀
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].
All these jokes are all plane.
Punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.