Ares jokes
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."
Pedophiles are just fucking, immature assholes.
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."
You're a bish, and you are too!
There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?
Zero, they were copycats.
My syndrome may be down, but my hopes are always up.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Atoms are small, But so are you!
OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.
But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.
Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrrrrrrr!
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
Why are quadriplegics so unsympathetic? Because they only have feeling in 10% of their body.
What are you on? YouTube.