Ares jokes
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Why do emo kids wear hoodies all the time?
Because they are hiding stitches.
Women be like if men are gone, Earth would be a better place, (forgetting) women help to create war, weapons, animal and human cruelty, and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
Women be like men are trash, [but] forgets women raised those men.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't let your kids next to Prince Andrew.
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel had wine and cheese while your loved ones died in the ICU.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Why are bees' hair always sticky?
Because they use a honeycomb...
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."
Some of the most convincing people you'll ever listen to are born liars; usually they're called politicians.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.
Why can’t a tree have sex? They are always tied up.