Ares jokes

Why are washers better than babies?

Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld

Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

Because they can’t find home plate.

Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.

What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Where's my sister's friend? Oh, I forgot, we are in Alabama.

Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.

Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.

What's the only good thing about being an orphan?

All snacks are family sized!

Random person: We are taking away your freedoms to keep you safe.

Hitla: That's exactly what I said.

What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?

Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them.

Sound familiar? 🤔

Well, in September 11th...

There are multiple. That’s the joke.

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?

They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.

Why are so many Americans stupid? Because they shoot the ones that go to school.

Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣