Ares jokes
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
These two guys were texting each other.
Guy 1: How are you?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here. Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.