Ares jokes
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What in the world jumps the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Did you know emos are the highest jumpers? Some of them are still in the air.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?
One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are. Man, I love working at an orphanage!
Why are people suspicious when a priest yells "Attention Kmart shoppers"?
Boy's pants are half off.
"Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."
- JFK
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Which falls faster, a feather or an emo?
A feather, because the emos are always hanging in.
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
Harry Kane and Hitler are similar; they both did nazi them losing.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!