Architecture jokes
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
Are you the Twin Towers? I can't stand you.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Yo mama so fat, the Egyptians modeled the pyramids based on her.
Why didn’t the girl like stairs?
They were always up to something.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
What do you call a door? A floor.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
Why is the Tower of Pisa tilted?
Because it had more reflects than the Twin Towers.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.