Architecture jokes
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What do you call a door? A floor.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
Memes
What do you call a room with no doors?
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
A burrito walked off a building.
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
The Twin Towers.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.