Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Architecture Jokes
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
Which room has no doors and no windows?
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
A burrito walked off a building.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
The Twin Towers.
Where is the wall's favorite place to meet his friends?
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
What do you call a door that's a man? A door, man.