Architecture jokes
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
A burrito walked off a building.
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
The Twin Towers.