Architecture jokes
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
What do you call a door? A floor.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a room with no doors?
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
A burrito walked off a building.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What did the wall say to the wall?
"Meet you at the corner."
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
The Twin Towers.