Architecture jokes
Walls.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
What do you call a door? A floor.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a room with no doors?