Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Architecture Jokes
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
Walls.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What do you call a room with no doors?
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
What do you call a door? A floor.