Architecture jokes
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Walls.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
"Is Mrs. Wall here?"
"No."
"Is Mr. Wall here?"
"No."
"Then what is holding up the walls?"
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
What do you call a door? A floor.