Architecture jokes

One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.

Then it hit me.

I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?

I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.

What color is Stephen Hawking's house?

It's a bungalow.

Walls.

What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.

What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!

Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?

A: No, what happened?

Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!

"Is Mrs. Wall here?"

"No."

"Is Mr. Wall here?"

"No."

"Then what is holding up the walls?"

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

I hate stairs. They are always up to something.

I love stairs. They are always down to party.

When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Which room has no doors and no windows?

Which room is the safest place in the house?

The living room.

Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!

When you lock the door, but you realize it's a pull open door!

Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?

Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.