Architecture jokes
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Q: What kind of building weighs the least?
A: A lighthouse!
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Walls.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Which room has no doors and no windows?
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Why are the towers working out? They have big thighs!
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.