Architecture jokes
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
"I look up to you."
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
What's the difference between twin towers and McDonald's?
One had a drive thru and the other had a fly thru.
The twin towers were just tryna take after the leaning tower of Pisa, but they lost their balance and fucked it up.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
How do skyscrapers make friends?
They reach out.
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
What did the South Tower ask the North Tower?
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.