Architecture jokes
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
Walls.
What kind of wall is the biggest? A whall.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Memes
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
What goes up stairs but doesn't move? Stairs! Laugh now!
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Q: Did you hear about the Twin Towers?
A: No, what happened?
Q: Apparently, the design was fundamentally floored!
When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
"I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something."
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Meet you at the corner!
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Which room is the safest place in the house?
The living room.
When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻