Architecture jokes
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
What do you call a door? A floor.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What's the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has better reflexes.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
I have always been scared of stairs; they're always up to something.
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?