What do you call a door? A floor.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
If you think about it, the 9/11 memorial is just a scoreboard.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
What did the North Tower ask the South Tower?
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
What do you call a room with no doors?
What did the South Tower say to the North Tower?
Why did they put the Petronas towers? Eh, you do you.
What do you call a house with no one living inside?
An orphan house.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
