Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pizza?
One held its balance, the other two fell.
What's a building's first crush? A plane.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
They had better reflexes than the trading center.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
If you think about it the 9/11 memorial it just a scoreboard
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What did one tower say to the other? "Damn, you looking fly!"
