When you have erectile dysfunction, it could be expressed as the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
How to fall down the stairs:
Step 1, 2, 3, 6, 10, floor.
One day, I was just chillin', being a tower. I saw a plane, but it was slowly growing.
Then it hit me.
My boner had better structural support than the Twin Towers.
I hate stairs. They are always up to something.
I love stairs. They are always down to party.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
I don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Why were the twin towers sad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Even the World Trade Center underwent a better upgrade than your ugly ass.
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
Why does the Tower of Pisa lean?
Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
How does a disabled man go to church? He can't, there's no ramp.
Waarom staat de toren van Pisa scheef?
Hij had betere reflexen dan de Twin Towers.
